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I saw a comp 2021 JD Power report Kia seem pretty good. I haven't look into the market lately, but they used to be on the cheaper side.

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Looks like Elon got that JD power report 5 days ago!

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> Who do I go to to get this sort of help.

You could just call the IRS.

Alternatively you could review the IRS's instructions on penalty relief.

  • https://www.irs.gov/payments/penalty-relief

> Is it an accountant or a CPA?

Just an FYI.

CPA stands for Certified Public Accountant.

But if you wanted to hire someone to deal with the IRS, you could hire one of: Enrolled Agent (EA), Certified Public Accountant (CPA), or Tax Attorney (JD)

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no one is talking about any fucking stocks so, fuck it. Baba and JD looking good to me and theyre low from all time highs, though that means nothing. Did I miss the pump on cloud flare?

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Your best source is JD Power and Associates. The idiotic paid for joke of an agency used in every legacy advertisement since we were all kids.

Maybe take a moment and think about that. Or how your only other source is consumer reports; staffed and paid for by Ford.

I think your arguments are pathetically thin and you know it. Repeating “this is well documented” isn’t going to change reality ;)

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You keep linking to JD Powers. Are you intentionally disregarding their illegitimacy?

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If I’m paying $50,000 for a car, you better damn believe I want it to be perfect. Tesla is one of the worst quality manufacturers out there.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/24/tesla-lags-auto-industry-in-quality-finds-new-jd-power-study.html

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https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/06/24/tesla-lags-auto-industry-in-quality-finds-new-jd-power-study.html

You’re simply wrong. Almost double the best manufacturers in defects per hundred and 50% more than the mean.

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Oh yes, JD power and associates, a bastion of truth and honor right?

Is that really what you’re going with? Do you want me to link you to a few articles about that company?

How about you look basically anywhere to see what a joke that company is.

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Hahah so you have no data, just bullshit.

JD power is a joke, and consumer reports board has ford executives on it. You literally have no evidence other than “I’ve seen literally every single problem anyones ever had with a Tesla”. But let me guess you don’t follow any other brand or look into how many problems they have right?

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Stock connect opening up to dual listed stocks like BABA, JD, etc is a reason to buy BABA

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Belt in one hand, bottle of JD in the other, staring at the stool by the doorway… no not today

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The popularity of the stock market is driving me crazy. Every since gme, every fucking clown is talking about the market, and they won't stfu.

I go to a coffee shop and two college kids are talking about Tesla stock, or whatever. I play a video game and the chat jd about gme and AMC. You're in the comments on a completely unrelated subreddit and the top comment is about mArKeT CoNdiTiOnS

It's so fucking annoying, lol. It's just stocks, chill. Make some money and live your life. We don't wanna talk about it 24/7 while playing fucking overwatch or whatever.

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But they do. You are allowing for lifestyle creep. As a family who makes around $500k per year, yes my wife also has her JD. We didn't borrow money for a future job she didn't yet have. The economy and stocks are taking a shit. The housing market may too.

Listen to those on this thread warning you not to do something foolish by leveraging your primary to buy a second house. Wait for a year or two when things settle down.

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> Precisely Xi Jinping’s plan. I’ve been saying for a while that Xi doesn’t consider internet companies “actual” technology companies.

I disagree. The Chinese government crackdown is mainly due to these Internet companies abusing their monopoly position to stifle competition. Imagine if you are a Chinese e-commerce startup. How are you going to compete with Alibaba or JD on a fair playing field?

This isn't some clever thing the Chinese government came up with. We have anti-trust laws on the books for years. It was because of the fear of anti-trust that IBM didn't attempt to kill Microsoft during its early years, and Microsoft didn't attempt to kill Google during Google's early years. Strangely, somewhere around 2000s, the US government stopped caring about anti-trust, and let our technology companies abuse their monopolies.

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Dont forget Jd and Nio.

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The problem with creating a secret society would be keeping it a secret, so it would need to be quite small and the people involved would have to have reason to keep quiet about it. However, there are already groups of wealthy people who associate with one another and are friends and work together to advance mutual interests. The richer people are, the more likely they are to associate with a smaller group of their fellow very rich people. They do this because rich people are used to having others want things from them and so only hanging out with people in their own tax bracket prevents this from happening.

So, essentially, normal human behavior has already created small groups of wealthy people who work to advance mutual interests. Many rich people are interested in the following things: not paying taxes, fewer regulations on their personal business, government handouts for their business, golden visas, and of course electing people who will give them what they want. Also, if people are rich enough, they don't need to even start a society b/c they have the money to advance their interests all on their own. A good example being Peter Thiel, who bought the election of JD Vance as a US senator all on his own. You could also look up Lee Raymond, the former chairman of Exon Mobile or the Koch Brothers. These folks are so rich they don't need a society to help them. Additionally, there are conferences like Davos, wealth management conferences in the US, and the meeting of a small # of wealthy Republican families who generally pool their money to influence the Republican candidate for US President. Frequently, this is very effective, although obviously in 2016 they had to contend with the Mercers and their support of Donald Trump.

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Very sus. It’s almost like they proclaim this aloud to retail then….BAM! Rug pull sucka!!! Got em again boss JD!

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Clearly a jd weld situation. Meet to be attached to your money more tightly

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I work at a car dealership. I resent the scummy part. How is it our fault she fucked her credit so bad? We deal with entitled people daily, and how their credit scores aren't their fault, or how their interest rates, which they agreed to, aren't their fault.

Like, we know if you have bad medical debt, or if you real life issues that hurt. We make some real fucking miracles happen. Not paying your credit cards on purpose is all you. Sorry lady, we don't want to be your next repo. Have your tried JD Byrider?

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Chinese stocks (at least BABA and JD) have been bullish since March so idk what to think anymore.

Still think corn is going to 10k tho. No one can save that garbage.

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I need JD at 59.59 to get out of the bad kid box today...RAGED the bear market and then made some really poor choices in the last 2 weeks and BLEP $20Kish she was.
my Hail Mary was JD short at 64.30 750 shares...59.59 and I'm ready to rage again.

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https://taboolanews.com/article/92bc5eda-c001-2bea-9a94-e8c408e2f739?jd=V1_6585667944307450446&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=taboola_news&dc_data=2744050_samsung-browser-us

Ah fuck

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If JD is down, and BABA is up a stale ass 3% why is PDD face ripping to the upside 11%? Seems retarded

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So unless her 55k job with a law degree is PSLF eligible, I’d just backpedal now. 55k is a terrible salary for the Bay Area, especially when you have a JD. I’m guessing your SO has 6 figure student loan debt that typically accompanies law degrees? I really don’t think moving to this HCOL idea is a good idea and should be rethought.

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I agree with many suggestions here like fb, goog, mu, etc.

I would also suggest adding baba or jd. Give you exposure to another market, and China has been loosening monetary policy while the US is tightening.

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They’re in the top 3 in the 2022 JD Power brand dependability study. Seems fairly reliable. Mine is over 9 years old and hasn’t had a single issue.

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$BABA, $JD, $NIO, $LI, $XPEV, $BIDU all to fucking 0. Baba to $80. JD to $55. NIO to $16. LI just needs to fucking die. They all just need to fucking die. Oh, whatever bullshit Ant company had a fucking IPO? Terrific. Send that to 0 as well.

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Typically, government officials have significantly more education than the average person. Not sure what you mean by "you're electing your neighbor" but most of my neighbors didn't go to Yale/Harvard or have JD, PhD, MD, etc.

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Here's how i see the next couple years play out: HD declines in q3, sparking the justification for the housing drop. If CAT falls by a significant number, the housing market will crash before the elections. In my mind, the JD, CAT, and even Volvo will be forward indicators of the unemployment statistics for this upcoming recession.

Either way, to address OPs question (not that he'll read this), these companies are stable, and when price drops, divies go up. So stagnation, divies go up. Inflation, price go up or divides go up, not not both.

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God I hate liberal arts, they also tend to be the ones who complain the most about their student loan debt. Why did you take the loans out dummy? Stop government backed student loans. This is the reason for never ending skyrocketing tuition and why Sally is taking 250k In loans for a dance theory major. Banks don’t give a shit because they know the loan is backed by the government. Let Timmy take out 500k for a degree in middle eastern cooking and then a JD from North Dakota state. Who gives a shit whether he can actually pay the loan back

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Yeah, JD :(

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Good sir, I’m a consultant in this industry (and others) making 7 figures to provide my engineering guidance and design for manufacturing expertise on next generation production models. Just because you own a couple of shares of Tesla and think they are cool, that doesn’t translate to their truck displacing all other truck manufacturers because they have better tech. Check out JD Powers or Consumer Reports if you want an idea on how they stack up quality wise in manufacturing and vehicles execution.

I do really like their products, but keep in mind the Hummer EV was announced a year after the Cyber Truck was, and it’s in production. It was never intended to be a volume vehicle, but the Silverado and F150 will be. I personally hope they all succeed, each vehicle you are going down the road is money in my pocket as I have content on them all! Trucks are where the money is made, and GM, Ford, & Toyota won’t go down without swinging.

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and JD and the other usual suspects on the chinese front

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i know y’all don’t love talking chinese companies but fr might be worth mentioning the big jumps by BABA, JD, and the likes — i’m looking at puts after the pop today

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prob worth talking abt today::: JD up 10% pre market — looks like puts boys

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>SHARES OF U.S.-LISTED CHINESE COS UP PREMARKET; JD COM UP 8.5%, PINDUODUO UP 6.4%, NIO UP 5.6%, ROKU UP 5%, BAIDU UP 4.8% >U.S.-LISTED SHARES OF TENCENT MUSIC UP 4.3%, BILIBILI UP 4.1% PREMARKET $JD $PDD $NIO $BIDU $ROKU $BILI $TME

^*Walter ^Bloomberg ^@DeItaone ^at ^2022-06-17 ^06:48:58 ^EDT-0400

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but they don't have inflation problems like us, they cut rates and we have a lot of undervalued strong China stocks like $BABA $JD $BILI $BIDU are strong.

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A lot of analysts are looking to beaten down strong China stocks due to inflation problems here at home! The fundamentals of $BABA $JD $BILI $BIDU are strong.

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I would never invest in speculative china stocks. The fundamentals of $BABA $JD $BILI $BIDU are strong.

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Man what are you holding... I got BABA JD, NIO, EDU, PDD. You must be really into obscure chinese stocks.

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I have no student debt thanks to great scholarship and financial aid so I don't have to worry about that. However, I do plan to get an MBA or JD in the future so I do want to start saving up, and I don't know how I could justify spending this much on rent alone even if the place is nice. It's not even a luxury apartment building but it is quite nice and a great location too.

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Since wen JD pay divi?

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Who else received a monster dividend from JD right now? Holy cow

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I look at JD, and I become happy. Not sad

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How much do you think a starting salary would be for a JD/MD patent attorney? I'm finishing up my MD right now and thinking about applying for law school. Either plaintiff med mal somewhere where they don't have tort reform--like NY or Pennsylvania--or biotech patent law. I'm trying to find out more about this. Any information would be much appreciated. Thank you!

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Ofc. We have discussed this before. Some Chinese stocks like BABA NIO JD DIDI much attractive than US stocks.

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Makes no sense - Ms. Heard is the one down 95% - a major miracle W for JD!

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maybe it was a dud but my best friend’s 2013 kia basically lived at the repair shop until the end of his 100k warranty. But i look at JD pp100 reports every single year and the newer models are doing extremely well

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Yes you're right. Russia is doing fine, and it will continue to do because oil is the input cost to everything. You can't just go green in a yr. it will take decades to transition.

As for china idk man. I think we already have our recession + covid crash and hence hang seng and csi 300 are down a lot. So i think betting on baba + nio + jd is kinda good trade imo.

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China is the hedge against inflation. Any China stock and etf: nio, kweb/cweb, baba, jd. That’s my theory.

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All the apes gonna need that JD&Coke - win win

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Are you JD?

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You didn't provide details, so I'm guessing you meet the exceptions. Everything is explained clearly here: https://www.tax.ny.gov/pdf/memos/income/m06_5i.pdf

But be aware a certain state looses 900 million to 1.2 Billion in tax revenue to NY for fully remote workers and they collect no state taxes from them. I'm guessing you are in sales, work for JD Edwards and have clients local to you that you could possibly visit etc, have an alternative office in your state or another state, or your company is not officially incorporated in NY, or your pay is via a third party company. Otherwise, your local accountant or your company bookkeeper is misinformed. Read the pdf for yourself.

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JP Morgan Chase is a bank, and they profit from the volume of trades. So they want people, companies, funds to trade more and more.

QT also helps them, they want to charge more interest rates for general public, and QT will do just that. If JD wants QT so badly, wants a recession so badly is to profit from it.

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In this context what is JD?

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Actually, manufacturing as a whole is only around 30% of Chinese GDP. Total exports make up around 18% of GDP.

40% of GDP is domestic investment.

China isn't going to turn into a neoliberal economy, that is a dead end. The long term goal is still to build an industrialized socialist society. The government deliberate suppresses individual consumption to maximize investment in public goods like infrastructure.

The whole idea that the state should share power with capitalists makes no sense in a communist country. The capitalists are allowed to exist to speed up the rate of capital accumulation. Once they have outlived their usefulness, there is no reason to not socialize their wealth.

Instead of Jack Ma, listen to what Richard Liu of JD has to say. He is well aware that everything he is building today may be socialized one day. The purpose of JD's massive investments in automation is to create the material pre-requisites for communism. Private capital is just a means to an end, the end goal is still communism.

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I think it's worth pointing out that Powell is the first fed chair since Miller to not have actually studied economics and the first since Volcker to not have a PhD in economics. He has a JD and a bachelor's in politics.

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Elon Musk could be dad of her daughter $50M - $10M to JD ... many of would pay to never see JD/AH again.

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Get a JD and do M&A law or continue pushing for PE

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just buy baba or jd

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If FUTU doesn’t go up while BABA and JD moon again I’m gunna be pissed

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Something I wrote on this exact topic: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/sam-browne_marketing-personalbranding-entrepreneurship-activity-6927952544245669888-Jd-n?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=member_desktop_web

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Why not just buy baba,Nio and jd? Are people on here that retarded?

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I mean... whether it is real or not is up to you.

The fact mainland Chinese retirement will soon be locked up to these VIE structure shares is quite helpful to my belief. Why else would China decide to do this this year. Maybe CCP really loves to screw over its own people. Who knows.

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Also, I'm fine with Chinese shares being 'fake' if those shares does buybacks and gives dividends.

Companies like JD, Tencent, etc. all give dividends.

And companies like Huawei, Alibaba, etc. is now doing massive buybacks.

For a supposed 'fake share', I seem to get real dollars back. So I'll treat it as real. Up to you to come up with your own judgements there.

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Week 4 of hitting on my hot tennis coach. This week I sent a tennis ball to his face.

JD Sports outperforming my moves LON:JD

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You think Cathie bought JD and BABA sometime at noon?

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JD calls... 2 weeks itll break 70

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I prefer the ETF’s like Kweb or Cweb than buying individual. They are proxies for Baba,JD, and Tencent but still gives you that diversification if one of them falls.

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Hang Seng Tech Index up +4.5% after new video game approvals encouraged the view that China’s crackdown on internet firms is loosening.

BILI surges as much as +17%, the biggest single day gain since March 17. BABA rises +10%, BGNE +13%, BIDU and JD are up +5%.

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When you look at that picture, you can’t help but see JD just ramming his peg leg in her mouth !!

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Ms Turd cannot discharge her defamation judgement by bankruptcy. Lawyers' fees, yes. 8M net liability to JD, no.

And right now she's box office poison. So it's OF or Elon. Get to work, Ms Turd.

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one thing is right. BABA is cheap.

JD is an infinitely better China play (imo)

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They really don't have to go back to being the old Alibaba that had a lot more flexibility and freedom. I'm not going to say JD is better or worse, but BABA is cheap, here to stay, and will continue to grow.

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With a body and face like that, pretty sure we can find some work for her so she can pay JD.

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BAB is terrible exposure to China. The CCP is never going to allow BABA to be the normal BABA that people remember. Please, give up this narrative now.

If you want exposure to China then go with JD. Or maybe Pinduoduo or Tencent.

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Please choose JD instead of BABA. The CCP has it in for BABA. You'll never get the return that you're looking for. JD is a way better play. Pinduoduo or Tencent are better plays than BABA as well. Just don't touch BABA period

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Here's my thoughts in their order of importance:

  1. Why 7 percent for Visa? Personally, I think this should be in the 2 to 3 percent range.
  2. FB is a bit too high too. I'd have FB closer to 3 or 4 percent.
  3. GOOG should probably be the 2nd biggest compared to BRK.
  4. Where da fuq is AMD?
  5. CRM, DIS, MU and F are way too high imo. More like 2 percent for these.
  6. I'd have NVDA at 5 or 4 percent
  7. BRK should be more like 15 or 10 percent
  8. Remove BABA completely. If you want some exposure to China, then go with JD, or even PDD. Avoid BABA
  9. Where is NET? (Cloudflare)
  10. Increase Unity to 3 percent
  11. Dump SQ and SOFI from your list or drop them to 1 percent if you must
  12. Drop Broadcom.
  13. ATVI should be 1 percent maybe
  14. INTC should be 2 or 1 percent maybe

Missing tickers in order of importance: INTU, AAPL, TSM, ASML, MTTR, COIN, COST

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Yup. She won’t learn her lesson either. Probably will cheat on him and then claim he beats her.

I dated a girl I met online once. We got pretty close and we eventually moved in together. She was incredible smart with an insane body.

She told me that her two previous boyfriends used to beat her (should have been a red flag right there). Well she was psycho I mean psycho.. she would get mad seperation anxiety and text me angry saying she’s going to fuck the neighbor if I don’t leave work asap. Then she made a fake phone number on Google and texted me claiming to be some chick I met to see if I would flirt back.. crazy shit.

I finally couldn’t take it anymore the mental abuse was draining. I broke up with her and moved out.. well she posted on Facebook that I was an abusive alcoholic and slandered my name to a bunch of people. Luckily one of my ex’s who was fantastic but we just grew apart. Actually commented on her post saying that she’s full of shit ( i didn’t even tell her to do that). So glad I dodged that bullet yikes.

JD winning the trial was so satisfying for me.

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I just googled them.. definitely not that great. Not worth JD

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Honestly she's really kinda average.

Plenty of celebrities out there that are much more uniquely beautiful. It blows my mind that of all the women who would throw themselves at JD, he decided she was the one he wanted to go for.

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BABA, TCEHY, JD, 3690.HK, FB (or META in one week), ENB, TSLA, AMZN, RY, DQ

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he has done an insane amount including interesting stuff.

like paid for exoneration of wrongfully convicted murder; dna was early stages, jd paid for it to be done, invites dude to stay at his place. they got matching tattoos lol

but yea he must be so fake pretentious selfish and all that.

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I have a small exposure to baba tencent and jd for diversification but I’m less confident that China will dominate or be a great play. There demographics look even worse than Japan but that will take a little time to play out. I think countries like Vietnam would be the optimal play.

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So I think people are overthinking this. This is standard shitty big business management. Layoffs are coming no matter what for whatever market driven reason. Forcing people back to the office will result in some % quitting which means less severance pay.

Keep in mind many people have job descriptions from before the pandemic indicating an office/location. Standard JD boilerplate is to ha e a line for expected time in the office and expect time to travel.

Some employees have designated work from home built-in to their JDs. I doubt that his announcement applies to them. This is aimed at all the people who had office jobs pre-pandemic and have been on WFH die to COVID-19. Anyone with our WFH in their JD is totally screwed if they don't come to the office.

Not defending him, I think in the long run the business is stronger by investing in employee retention and allowing many employees to WFH or hybrid.

Driving to the closest retail store and working off their wifi would be hilarious, but would likely still be in violation of policy /JD.

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We are already in the eye of that hurricane of recession/inflation/covid/market correction. 2 years in, maybe 2 years to go. JD is just creating drama so he can trade the volatility.

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Coming? We are in the eye right now this correction/recession/covid/inflation will all calm down a couple years from now. The "big wind" is JD creating drama so he can play the volatility.

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great companies here. i would not sleep on chinese either. BABA, TCEHY, JD, NIO, BIDU

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YO JD WHERE YOU GET YOUR SUIT FROM THE TOILET STORE?! (gotem)

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There is a sworn statement in front of congress saying they didn’t need the money. There are documentaries and books on this topic indicating JPM didn’t need the money and was asked to take it as an act of solidarity with the banks that did.

And there have been zero individuals at those meetings who have refuted the statement by JD that JPM didn’t need the money.

So, I have evidence indicating they didn’t need it and were asked to take it. And zero evidence that says otherwise.

To believe that he’s lying to Congress, lied during every interview, and lied in his shareholder letters because “people have lied before” is an absolutely moronic statement.

The CEOs of the banks were sat around a table and asked to accept the money. I’m sorry I don’t have video evidence I can point to of JD saying “we don’t need this” and having to be convinced to take it. I guess given the lack of video evidence we can assume it’s a lie and I suggest you start pushing federal prosecutors to charge him with lying to congress.

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Move aside Jim Cramer, we inverse JD now.

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I don't think JD expects his statements to move any particular stock (bar JP Morgan) and I don't think it's a ploy to trigger panic selling. He was vague enough saying that the 'hurricane' might be big or small, but I personally think was a statement to validate his conservative balance sheet.

JP Morgan had a pretty unique balance sheet before shit went down in '08 and I think he's prepared for whatever is coming, with cash up to his eyeballs, ready to buy cheap.

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Faaaaaact!!! If JD says it’s trash it’s time to buy.

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What am I supposed to do with my life now that the JD vs AH trial is over.

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It's almost as if JD has a direct stake in how people behave in the market......

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aye. yeah im an ins. defense lit paralegal. been at it for nearly 10 years and certainly kicked around the idea of going back for the JD. ultimately the cost of $120k-$170K (pub. vs pvt) was the deciding factor.

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Her evidence amounted to:

  • photos of JD sleeping
  • video and audio where AH tries to prolong arguments and cusses out JD and he can be clearly heard wanting out.
  • Digitally altered photos allegedly showing bruises that were actually applied with a theatre bruise kit.
  • text messages between JD and his mates vowing JD will defend himself against that succubus cum guzzler.

That was literally it.

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Got to unload some dying puts today. Thanks JD!

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My JD is costing me a huge amount. Regret it every day.

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